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pink-kitty-kela:

cultof-aphrodite:

cultof-aphrodite:

I wanted to show you all this pie I made from scratch today :,)

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Thank you to everyone be being so sweet about this! I was really excited and proud of it and all I got was an eye roll from my family, so you all really lifted my spirited.

Me @ OP’s eye rolling family:

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she-waves-at-cats:

I think it needs to become common knowledge that “inability to read social cues” can show up as overcompensating.

You don’t know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.

You don’t know if someone is irritated with you, so you’ll be extra generous and self-effacing.

You don’t know how much is expected of you at work so you’ll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.

“Hardworking and quiet” should be as much of an autism red flag as “ignores rules and doesn’t know when to stop talking”. Or why don’t we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody’s eyebrow twitches, that would be great.

the-evil-clergyman:
“The Grotto of the Nymphs, from Pierre Louÿs’ The Songs of Bilitis by Willy Pogany (1926)
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ot3:

“there are plenty of fish in the sea” = there are more people out there who you could get with

“sleeping with someone” = having sex with them

“sleeping with the fishes” = got murdered


my proposal: “there are plenty of other fish to sleep with” = next person you fuck will kill you

reblog if your name isn’t Amanda.

worldheritagepostorganization:

computationalcalculator:

llsilvertail:

yiffmaster:

iceslushii:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

World Heritage Post

duckdotcom:

duckdotcom:

gonna dox the pope

Vatican

battmellamy:

What should King Solomon do?

Give baby to first lady

Give baby to second lady

Secret third option

custer-mp3:

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likes charge reblogs cast

siryyeet:

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Anonymous sent:

Where do you stand on cats?


janmisali:

do not stand on cats they don’t like it